Headcanons

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Trolls
Trolls have pointy ears; however, their pointiness and size varies with blood color. Dark red-bloods have ears that are only slightly pointer than the average human, brown/orange-bloods are a bit pointier and bigger, and so on, with tyrian purple-bloods having gigantic, absurdly sharp ears. Mutant bloods have ears identical to that of humans. CrystalTheGreat 14:23, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

Seadwellers' fins are on their ears. CrystalTheGreat 14:23, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

Trolls fill buckets simply by making out with each other and vomiting special fluids into the bucket. For kismesis, the vomitstuff is mixed with blood from their lips. CrystalTheGreat 14:23, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

It is acceptable for moirails to kiss each other; however, only more platonic-seeming kisses, like on the cheek or forehead. Never on the mouth. CrystalTheGreat 14:23, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

To trolls, the feeling of pity (as in, matespritship) is actually a cross between humans' definition of pity and our definition of love. So, it's both and neither at the same time, I guess. CrystalTheGreat 14:23, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

To trolls, "love" simply means "strong feelings", no matter what quadrant. Matesprits, kismesis, and moirails can all love each other. (Not sure about auspisticism, since it's about preventing black feelings...) CrystalTheGreat 14:23, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

A troll's hair is black, but is slightly tinted the color of their blood. FarmingToast 03:53, April 16, 2012 (UTC)

Jayson has a soft spot for his moirail Rastin. c: CrystalTheGreat 20:32, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

Joke
Jayson is Jay-Z.

Jayson is a bucket.

Jayson is Jesus.

Daemon's ancestor's title is The Shirtless.

Javeon is an Eeveelution.

Crystal told comic!Kuci not to rat those tacks. But she didn't listen. Wait, she didn't rat the tacks? She ate them? SON OF A-

Kinyan is Eridan.

Erasre loves 7-Up.

Erasre is the monster from Ao Oni.

Kuci's real information is this: I need to draw that.
 * Title: Kawaii Blogger of Sloppy Makeouts
 * Planet: Land of Sparkles and Cheesecake
 * Strife Specibus: Searchenginekind
 * Consorts: Hipsters

Kuci hides in salt.

Kuci's UNCLE is a very pretty man.

Jayson is everything.

Other
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TSUKI WHY. X'D FarmingToast 00:47, May 30, 2012 (UTC)